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i was punk'd [Feb. 25th, 2004|08:16 pm]
Matt Squared

matt_squared

[lunchboxkurt]
[mood |confusedconfused]
[music |From Autumn to Ashes : I'm the best at ruining my life]

WilliamHung53 [7:31 PM]: SHE BANGS SHE BANGS
Nirvanaldine [7:31 PM]: LOL
WilliamHung53 [7:31 PM]: Ohhh baby when SHE MOVES SHE MOVES
Nirvanaldine [7:32 PM]: you've had no professional training
WilliamHung53 [7:32 PM]: This is true, but I can beat box with the best of them
Nirvanaldine [7:32 PM]: i c
WilliamHung53 [7:33 PM]: Boomche cheboom boom
WilliamHung53 [7:33 PM]: you catch my drift
Nirvanaldine [7:33 PM]: i caught it alright
WilliamHung53 [7:33 PM]: I dont get you get the point
WilliamHung53 [7:33 PM]: think
Nirvanaldine [7:34 PM]: you dont have a point
WilliamHung53 [7:34 PM]: the point is, I am William hung and I want you to buy my cd studd muffin
Nirvanaldine [7:34 PM]: is this dean
WilliamHung53 [7:35 PM]: William
Nirvanaldine [7:35 PM]: SERIOUSLY
Nirvanaldine [7:35 PM]: please..for the love of god..be snerious
WilliamHung53 [7:35 PM]: Seriously dog
Nirvanaldine [7:36 PM]: this is john j.
WilliamHung53 [7:36 PM]: Maloney in the HIZOUSE
Nirvanaldine [7:37 PM]: POINT
Nirvanaldine [7:37 PM]: im so confused on who this is
Nirvanaldine [7:37 PM]: im looping
WilliamHung53 [7:37 PM]: William Hung, I band
WilliamHung53 [7:37 PM]: bang
Nirvanaldine [7:38 PM]: so do i
Nirvanaldine [7:38 PM]: but my name isnt william hung
Nirvanaldine [7:38 PM]: i wish you were william hung
WilliamHung53 [7:38 PM]: guys?
Nirvanaldine [7:38 PM]: i would pass you the dutch
WilliamHung53 [7:38 PM]: I would take it too
Nirvanaldine [7:38 PM]: is this nicole
Nirvanaldine [7:38 PM]: its jeff
Nirvanaldine [7:39 PM]: IM CONFUSED
WilliamHung53 [7:39 PM]: Its William from china
Nirvanaldine [7:39 PM]: DONT TALK TO ME MY HEAD IS GOING TO EXPLODE
WilliamHung53 [7:39 PM]: You better take care of that
WilliamHung53 [7:39 PM]: I have to go record my hit single anyway
Nirvanaldine [7:40 PM]: first...ur gay
Nirvanaldine [7:40 PM]: second be a man or woman..AND FACE ME
WilliamHung53 [7:40 PM]: Thats because Im crazy for you
Nirvanaldine [7:40 PM]: your obviously talking to the wrong person
Nirvanaldine [7:40 PM]: just hand over the dutch
Nirvanaldine [7:41 PM]: for the love of god be snerious
WilliamHung53 [7:41 PM]: If I had some to share the dutch would be on its way
Nirvanaldine [7:41 PM]: how did you get my iam name
WilliamHung53 [7:42 PM]: The american idol ratings
Nirvanaldine [7:42 PM]: i dont get ti
WilliamHung53 [7:42 PM]: I learn english very fast
Nirvanaldine [7:42 PM]: point
Nirvanaldine [7:42 PM]: i am getting punk'd
WilliamHung53 [7:43 PM]: punk'd?
Nirvanaldine [7:43 PM]: william hung..lets go dancing together
WilliamHung53 [7:43 PM]: Only if you let me lead
Nirvanaldine [7:43 PM]: it's a date
WilliamHung53 [7:43 PM]: friday at 8
Nirvanaldine [7:43 PM]: for the love of god just be my subvet
Nirvanaldine [7:44 PM]: alright,sounds beautiful
WilliamHung53 [7:44 PM]: sorbet?
WilliamHung53 [7:44 PM]: I will be wearing a white tux
WilliamHung53 [7:44 PM]: meet me a the mall
Nirvanaldine [7:44 PM]: the mall is not a dance arena
WilliamHung53 [7:44 PM]: we will find one
Nirvanaldine [7:45 PM]: can i tell you something
WilliamHung53 [7:45 PM]: only if you promise to end it with "sweetie pie"
Nirvanaldine [7:45 PM]: alright
Nirvanaldine [7:45 PM]: im mooning over you,sweetie pie.
WilliamHung53 [7:45 PM]: Thats what I call a love song
Nirvanaldine [7:46 PM]: friday night at 8,will be the best night of my life
Nirvanaldine [7:46 PM]: im counting down the minutes
WilliamHung53 [7:46 PM]: Are you paying?
Nirvanaldine [7:46 PM]: of course
WilliamHung53 [7:46 PM]: good cause my record hasnt gone on sale yet
Nirvanaldine [7:46 PM]: yea
WilliamHung53 [7:47 PM]: once I get the cash from that I will take you on the best date ever
Nirvanaldine [7:47 PM]: me neither
Nirvanaldine [7:47 PM]: AWESOME
Nirvanaldine [7:47 PM]: but you dont need cash,all we need is love. you cant buy me love
WilliamHung53 [7:47 PM]: fuck what the beatles said, I will buy you diamonds
Nirvanaldine [7:48 PM]: ok this isnt nicole.
WilliamHung53 [7:48 PM]: William
Nirvanaldine [7:48 PM]: that limits it down
Nirvanaldine [7:48 PM]: it's dean
Nirvanaldine [7:48 PM]: IM CONFUSED JUST TELL ME YOUR TRUE IDENTITY
WilliamHung53 [7:49 PM]: I have no identity
Nirvanaldine [7:49 PM]: is this ryester
WilliamHung53 [7:49 PM]: I am not too keen on what you speak of
Nirvanaldine [7:50 PM]: ITS RYESTER
WilliamHung53 [7:50 PM]: Its William ..your lover
Nirvanaldine [7:50 PM]: i dont have a lover
WilliamHung53 [7:51 PM]: you do now
Nirvanaldine [7:51 PM]: for the love of god just be snerious
WilliamHung53 [7:51 PM]: stud muffin
Nirvanaldine [7:51 PM]: is that the wrong im? you should say that to alkmatt
Nirvanaldine [7:51 PM]: he is the stud
Nirvanaldine [7:51 PM]: i am the dud
WilliamHung53 [7:52 PM]: you are a stud with a capital S
Nirvanaldine [7:52 PM]: DUD
Nirvanaldine [7:52 PM]: ALL CAPITAL LETTERS
WilliamHung53 [7:52 PM]: you make me laugh, we dont do much of that in china
Nirvanaldine [7:52 PM]: why
Nirvanaldine [7:52 PM]: you could just look at someone and laugh
Nirvanaldine [7:52 PM]: i would
Nirvanaldine [7:53 PM]: chinese people are funny looking
WilliamHung53 [7:53 PM]: its depressing there
Nirvanaldine [7:53 PM]: because there are no studs
WilliamHung53 [7:53 PM]: Except me
Nirvanaldine [7:53 PM]: true
Nirvanaldine [7:53 PM]: good point
WilliamHung53 [7:54 PM]: I have to go and rent my white tux now, until next time my fair lad
Nirvanaldine [7:54 PM]: wait wait wait
Nirvanaldine [7:54 PM]: please..for the love of god..wait
WilliamHung53 [7:54 PM]: this better be about you confessing your love to me
Nirvanaldine [7:55 PM]: this is nicole or lauren
WilliamHung53 [7:55 PM]: William
Nirvanaldine [7:55 PM]: even though you used the F word
Nirvanaldine [7:55 PM]: it cant be anyone else
Nirvanaldine [7:55 PM]: noone knows about the john j jokes.
Nirvanaldine [7:55 PM]: except us
WilliamHung53 [7:55 PM]: What jokes?
WilliamHung53 [7:55 PM]: Im funny?
Nirvanaldine [7:55 PM]: yes
Nirvanaldine [7:56 PM]: william..just confess that you are the second gunmen on the grassy knoll
WilliamHung53 [7:56 PM]: I live in a platoon
Nirvanaldine [7:56 PM]: can i live with you? we could live together for the rest of time!
Nirvanaldine [7:56 PM]: noone will ever bother us in your platoon
Nirvanaldine [7:56 PM]: JUST ME AND YOU
WilliamHung53 [7:57 PM]: Yes, but you must wear a wig so I will not dishoner my parents by being homosexual
Nirvanaldine [7:57 PM]: DEAL
WilliamHung53 [7:58 PM]: I feel very jovial right now
Nirvanaldine [7:58 PM]: im not smart so i dont know what that means
WilliamHung53 [7:58 PM]: extruberant
Nirvanaldine [7:58 PM]: this is nicole or lauren using vocabulary words
WilliamHung53 [7:59 PM]: if you are trying to tell me to get a sex change its not going to happen
Nirvanaldine [7:59 PM]: damn
Nirvanaldine [7:59 PM]: damn your sex change 4.0
WilliamHung53 [7:59 PM]: I wear pants in this relationship
Nirvanaldine [7:59 PM]: no
Nirvanaldine [7:59 PM]: i will not wear a dress
WilliamHung53 [8:00 PM]: Your going to have to if you want to live with me in the plantoon
Nirvanaldine [8:00 PM]: ill wane towards the platoon..but not to the dress
WilliamHung53 [8:00 PM]: I will bring you lipstick from my mothers cabinet
Nirvanaldine [8:01 PM]: eww thats nasty. ya dirt
WilliamHung53 [8:01 PM]: You are lovely ladie
Nirvanaldine [8:01 PM]: i am so confused on who this is. i am so looped
WilliamHung53 [8:01 PM]: I am pooped
Nirvanaldine [8:01 PM]: point
WilliamHung53 [8:01 PM]: american cluture is not my thing
WilliamHung53 [8:01 PM]: Im going back to the studio
Nirvanaldine [8:02 PM]: erm..ok
WilliamHung53 [8:02 PM]: Goodnight to everyone
WilliamHung53 [8:02 PM]: -william
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Comments:
From: alk3matt
2004-02-25 05:49 pm (UTC)
the same thing happened to me at the same time
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From: iambeans
2004-02-25 07:41 pm (UTC)

sorry

Im really not funny
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[User Picture]From: lunchboxkurt
2004-02-25 09:40 pm (UTC)

Re: sorry

are you kidding? that was like the funniest thing ever! i loved it!
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From: iambeans
2004-02-26 06:07 am (UTC)

Re: sorry

haha thanks matt!
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